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Total Medals Earned: 174 (From 41 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,970 Points

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
First Blood Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/20/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Juggler Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/23 (25/540 points)

Ragdoll Ninja

Sniper Unlocked 2/22/14
5 Points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Crazy Unlocked 2/22/14
10 Points
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Goodman Unlocked 2/22/14
10 Points
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Madman Unlocked 2/22/14
10 Points
Do 10 criticals in a game
Doc 5 Points Recover 3 lifes in a game
Lord of time 5 Points Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Novice 5 Points Score 3,000 points
Accurate 10 Points Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Cool 10 Points Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Fast 10 Points Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Goldminer 10 Points Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Gamer 25 Points Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Killer 25 Points Do 100 headshots
Lord of time 2 25 Points Use a slow motion 50 times
Medic 25 Points Recover 20 lifes
Psycho 25 Points Do 100 criticals
Skilled 25 Points Score 10,000 points
Humane 50 Points Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Richman 50 Points Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Kamikaze 100 Points Explode 50 bombs

Medals Earned: 4/20 (35/440 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

THE END Unlocked 1/1/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

Rhythm Doctor

Glitchtastic Unlocked 9/3/14
25 Points
Beat the boss level
Hopeless Romantic Unlocked 9/3/14
25 Points
A-Rank in Intimate
Mission Accomplished Unlocked 9/3/14
25 Points
Beat the final level of the demo
Pearl Jam of the Orient Unlocked 9/3/14
25 Points
A-Rank in Oriental Techno
Wubwubwub 50 Points A-Rank in Oriental Techno (Hard)
Secrets 100 Points Unlock the secret stage!
Perfection! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (100/350 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

That was smart Unlocked 11/11/17
5 Points
What you should have done is really obvious.
AI never gives up Unlocked 11/11/17
25 Points
You found a stalker!
You are a murderer Unlocked 11/11/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
How stupid are you? 5 Points Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide 5 Points You monster.
Your pants are on fire 5 Points Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points Good luck with your new career.
Nailed the interview 50 Points You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 3/11 (55/395 points)

Road of the Dead

Gunslinger Unlocked 12/21/13
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 12/21/13
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 2/24 (20/1,000 points)

Road of the Dead 2

Slip and Slide Unlocked 8/26/13
10 Points
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Gun Slinger Unlocked 8/26/13
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Been there, Killed that 10 Points Kill one of each enemy type
Come with me if you want to live 10 Points Rescue and secure a civilian
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
Metal Dragon 25 Points In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Perfect Defense 25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent 50 Points Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 2/25 (35/1,000 points)

Str1ngle

LEVEL 2 Unlocked 12/21/13
10 Points
Beat level 1!
LEVEL 3 Unlocked 12/21/13
10 Points
Beat level 2!
LEVEL 4 10 Points Beat level 3!
LEVEL 5 25 Points Beat level 4!
LEVEL 6 25 Points Beat level 5!
LEVEL 7 50 Points Beat level 6!
LEVEL 8 50 Points Beat level 7!
LEVEL 9 50 Points Beat level 8! So close!
LEVEL 10 100 Points Beat the game by beating level 9! :D

Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/330 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 4/15/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 4/15/10
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 4/15/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 4/15/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 4/15/10
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 4/15/10
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 4/15/10
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 4/15/10
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 4/15/10
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 4/15/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 4/15/10
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 4/15/10
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 4/15/10
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 4/15/10
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 4/15/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 4/15/10
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell Unlocked 12/12/13
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 4/15/10
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 4/15/10
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 4/15/10
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Urban basketball shoots

Bronze Unlocked 7/21/13
5 Points
1000 points
Silver 10 Points 5000 points
Gold 25 Points 10 000 points
Berserk fury 50 Points 20 000 points
Unstoppable 100 Points 50 000 points !!!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)