Phallic Village University
Tristious made me this badass work last night!
Check him out here!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You found a stalker!
What you should have done is really obvious.
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Unlock all arrow types
Burn a bale of hay
Earn 30 stars
Rescue your first civilian
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
K.O your first goblin in battle!